outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

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allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

one time my mom got stuck in a tree

OMG

spermbanker:

wow u seem upset… wanna talk about it? wanna cry about it? wanna have sex about it???

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

easilyhumored:

easilyhumored:

off to read some Harry Potter fanfiction!

imagei am done reading Harry Potter fanfiction

artisticalove:

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

This is so true I need to hit myself with a frying pan because of it.